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The Beekeeper (2024)
Jason Stratham Last Action Hero
I watched it once then immediately watched it again. I grew up watching Sly Stallone and Arnold Swartzeneger and this film reminded me of back in the day. One man walks in and blows up the establishment. Yeah it's not realistic but it's fun. He has a code and sticks to it. Fun as hell to watch. There are no action hero's anymore. Big shout out to Jason for this film. If theres a trilogy then im in! Loved the transporter movies which isnt half the fun this film is. The deaths are brutal but not over the top. The justice and retribution is on par with John Wick. Thank you Jason Statham it was a blast. From Scotland and i thoroughly enjoyed this film!
Kingdom: Episode #2.6 (2020)
The best thing ive ever watched
Honestly the most selfless and honestly human thing that any series has provided. Humans in a zombie outbreak would act exactly like this. Theres no coordinated defence against this unless ur experienced. The selfless acts of a few left me speechless. The honour of what's left will always stay with me as-well as the music and SFX. Watched the finale 20 times. My wife thinks i'm obsessed. Main characters u feel for all. Selflessness, honour, luck and sheer determination has always been human kinds main asset . This episode has it in abundance. Please bring back season 3. I cannot wait for more zombie onslaught. Fortresses and catapults will do the trick with cannon. I'm watching it from scotland. I love korean series and films. Brilliant!!
Kingdom (2019)
Slow starter but....
My mrs got bored as its a slow build up and didnt like the daft comedy bits. She thought if its a horror then it shouldnt be like that. Then the second season started. After episode 2 i told her to binge it and stick with it. Unbelievable after season 2 ep 3. The season season finale give me chills. It was a zombie onslaught and the pacing accelerated. I was blown away. Also the main character has my full respect. Il say no more don't want to give anything away. Rarely does a series keep my guessing. So much things i was wrong about. An honest review. Ive watched the last season finale five times. It is unbelievable. The music builds the zombies are mental. The stunts are first class. No wonder it takes a while to make the next season. You honestly feel every emotion and the desperateness you feel if a zombie horde came at you. If u had a machine gun then fair play it wouldn't be easy but with bows n arrows n one shot muskets what chance do you have lol on a lighter note the high rank official which was a comedy coward i now love and you need to be in the show. I cannot wait for season 3. With covid and writers strikes i hope it airs soon..
Sly (2023)
Sly Stallone Legend
Having grown up with Sly and Arnie in my childhood means everything. To watch this documentary really hits me. I really feel for the man. His childhood, his family and the great films he made, kept me entertained when i needed it. Ive used his films over the years to get through things and also be thoroughly entertained. Whether it was videos, dvds or on the internet i was always there watching since the first Rocky film.
Rambo 4 machine gun seen was pure Stallone.
Your dream made other peoples dreams. Even the comedy films were funny. Tulsa king recently and expendables have revitalised your brand.
Loved this documentary, watched it when i should have been working from home. Big shout from Scotland. Sly you're a legend mate!
Obi-Wan Kenobi (2022)
Bravo Ewan Mcgregor
From a fellow scotsman. Ewan McGregor is a fantastic actor and this Star Wars story is held together with his brilliant acting. The story started off slow but was built with momentum. The character development of certain characters like Leah and the grand inquisitor changed and without giving much a way it was in a good way. The fight scenes toward the end was fantastic. You almost feel sorry for Darth Vader.
Ive watched every Star Wars film and stories and this is up there with the Mandalorian and Han Solo my favourites.
Thanks for the amazing acting Ewan as per usual!
Army of the Dead (2021)
The trailers made it look better
Who writes these kinda films?
How on paper does this look/sound good?
I ask myself why don't i write film transcripts?
I honestly could have wrote a better story.
Im giving up my job in a bank to write tripe stories like this.
Why does the actors not question the plot?
The build up was fantastic the end was just a waste of time. Im tired of watching these mince films and being annoyed at these actors, directors and movie companies making money and wasting my time.
#sackthewriters.