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Swiped (2018)
Someone told me not to bother and I still watched it.
I don't think I've ever given a movie a 2 before, but besides the fact that this is technically a movie it fails on every other level. The dialouge comes off like someone pulling a "how do you do fellow kids?" and lumping all the characters as sex crazed teens is so out of touch it physically hurts. Listen to the criticism: it is not worth your time.
Romeo & Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss (2005)
Great Movie to Watch High or Drunk with Friends
If you like the color blue, this movie is for you! All of the backgrounds are solid shades of varying tones of blue, making the whole film look the same, shot to shot no matter where we are. Sealed with a Kiss actually does have it's moments of genuinely being good, but that might be because the original play is so iconic and just a perk for the movies benefit, as opposed to it really being a good film. The animation slides around at points as if the characters are just being squashed and stretched, the music is so bland I honestly can't remember any of it, the lines from the play are either butchered by seal puns or so out of place that I doubt a kid would recognize what's being said, and just when it feels like the movie is ending it keeps going! Hoo boy, good watch for kids if you want a free youtube movie to pop on, but a great movie if your inebriated in some way.
TBH, just show kids Gnomeo and Juliette, at least its more of an adaptation instead of whatever Sealed with a Kiss is.
Max Steel (2016)
Not Awful.
Overall, not bad. Certainly not amazing, but if you're having a date night I recommend it cause it's good to half pay attention to while you talk over it.
Main character is generic, love interest is annoying and very unecessary, and the alien is weird. Seems like they wanted to make Steel hip and cool but also have very selective amnesia? IDK.
Starts off kinda slow with the Dead Dad being mentioned almost non-stop, and tropes run rampant as they set things up but when Max discovers? Gets? Realizes his power, it gets better. I actually like the CGI, its over the top in some places but fun to look at.
Obvious Bad Guy is Obvious and his Evilness gets absolutely kicked into overdrive tow9ard the end. Theres also a misunderstanding towards the finale thats so, So annoying but yea...its decent. Better than most but very average.
Also, the Mom was pretty cool.