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Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)
Loved the first 80mins, all downhill from there.
Was sitting there really enjoying the intense and gorious scenes and scenery for over an hour. Saying to myself, I've got to tell my Brother to go see this. I was gushing when they arrived at the water peoples village.
But after this approx 80mins in, OMG it gets really bad.
Another movie where the director doesn't cut any scenes and the movie suffers tremendously for it.
If this was cut by 70mins it would be a great movie, instead we get a bloated awful movie. Scenes such as the 'whale killing' to show us what these mercenaries were after to sell. The sinking ship at the end, the neverending fight at the end. The search back to the surface at the end. I could go on and on, quite disgraceful that a director leaves in so much droll, that should have been on the cutting room floor, ready for the 'directors cut release'...
Quite sad really, could have been great!
Nude Tuesday (2022)
Gave it a go, nup awful
Sorry 'art house' buffs this is not funny...
I thought Jemaine Clement may save it, but nope he's stuck with a trash 'script/?' and just isn't funny.
Tons of fanboy NZers may come to these sites with great reviews, but coming from a kiwi who loves comedy this is blood y awful.
The Rover (2014)
Really poor film
Nicely shot, boredom and unbelievable scenes quickly set in.
In a dystopian world why would a black market gun seller trust a stranger and give him a loaded pistol to look at.... I mean stuff like this is truly pathetic.
The script is awful, no character evolution, Guy Pearce is ok at times, but has nothing buy gritty angry man to portray with non existent script or backstory.
Such a waste of time....
X (2022)
Directors just don't know how to edit these days....
Seemed promising, good acting, well shot, interesting characters.
But after 60mins I was wondering where this movie was going. Then the horror slasher movie started.
Way too much bloat, a good edit with 30mins shaved off would turn this into a far more enjoyable and watchable movie. I'm not talking of shaving huge amounts of the start either, the horror bits had way too many long takes.
My Octopus Teacher (2020)
Disgraceful exploitation vid...
Befriend octopus, put it in compromising position due to octopus trusting you...
Octopus gets attacked, nope human friend can't help because that would 'interfere' in the natural world...gtfo.
Last Night in Soho (2021)
Just awful
I've wasted enough time watching this awful boring movie, so sorry not wasting time writing about how bad this is. Skip this one...
I've wasted enough time watching this awful boring movie, so sorry not wasting time writing about how bad this is. Skip this one...
I've wasted enough time watching this awful boring movie, so sorry not wasting time writing about how bad this is. Skip this one...
A Quiet Place Part II (2020)
How can this average around 7?!
Absolutely awful. First 10 mins 1 star. Amplifier to shotgun alien kill 1 star...
No way these dumb kids would have survived this long...
Vivarium (2019)
Old tropes, not clever... go watch a twilight zone episode for more depth...
Don't waste your time...
The metaphors are not clever, they've all been done before but far better...
I'm shocked these great actors signed up for this shallow trash...just awful!