Kobe_bryant_reviews Reviews

The Avengers (2012)

I want to become a suparhero!

[4/10 · 19 September 2021]

Wow I am soo sadd I didn;t get to go to New York before it got destroyed. Who knew there was a massive black hole with aliens there, all I wants to do is see the Eifal Twer. I am sure glad Iron Dude survived and omg wat uis that green letace THING, it is very angry. I hope that doesnt happen to my town of Missouri, where my family lives in the nicest of trailer parks listening to EMinem all day. Please mister ThaNos don;t come here we are pieceful, dont eat my dogge and my pet goldfiss.

Captain Marvel (2019)

Hello there! (Say that in Obi-Wan's voice)trademarked

[7/10 · 27 March 2019]

I was cruising down the street with my 6 dogs when I went outside of the local Comic Con in the town of Missouri, dressed as Wonder Woman (difficult to find the XXL size). All I have to say to the Marvel Captain is she has a resting b face.. Peace out!

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Wow where is this park???

[9/10 · 21 March 2019]

I had nooo idea that scientist has made dinosaur after soooo many years of existance wow. But they escape and that's soooooo scary wow I hope they don't swim to my house.. I am scared for my life because that dinosaur was soooo huge wow, I hope he doesn't eat my house and my fish wow

Interstellar (2014)

I have a noble winning paper inspired by this!

[9/10 · 21 March 2019]

Based on this movie, I have come up with the idea of what I call special relativity. This is based on time gowing slower when speed going fast. I have conducted a formulai for this e=mc squared, which scientificlaly proves life qnd why they wasted so much time compared to earth time thanks

96 (II) (2018)

10/10 gouptas

[10/10 · 13 November 2018]

So I was cruisin down the street, on my six-four when I saw this movie on the local Bollywood only theater at my town in Missouri.. I thought it's name was 69 so as the Kobe fan I am, I went inside with an open mind.. Wow it was truly life changing this movie and the reason I voted Trump.. it inspired me to also run as a mayor in my town, voting for more trash cans in the parks as well as 3 new MacDonalds (trademark)

Dear Basketball (2017)

I cried!

[10/10 · 8 November 2018]

So inspirational I cries tears of joy, turned around and scored a 3 pointer..

Clash of the Dead (2015)

What Did I just watch

[8/10 · 5 November 2018]

I literally don't know what I just watched becasuse it was very dark. Other than that I think this movie was very good, the storyline was typical horror movie and the feud between the characters very realistic. Also I didn't know there were zombies at the Somme that's scary!