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Jurassic Shark (2012)
Truely terrible but fun in a cringeworthy way
-Daaaaaaaad!!!!!! Can I have more pocket money this week?
- why son?
- I'm gonna make a moovie!!!!!
This was an abomination from the outset, like a previous reviewer mentioned, they look fun to hang out with, however, any recording/filming equipment needs to be confiscated from these people post haste!!!! I did make it all the way through til the end....but I had just bought a new blender and mad a pitcher of frozen margaritas. There were some memorable moments in the movie, like the guy with the thing and the boss girl with the mean look, plus possibly the dodgiest piece of facial hair ever commited to screen.
Uncharted (2022)
Awful script
Holland couldn't deliver a line if you addressed the envelope and licked the stamp for him. Zero charisma....too young looking...waste of energy and money.
Halloween Party (2019)
Good moovie
I enjoyed this a lot...scaryish...but well acted...funny moments...kept me engaged, didn't get boring and as I said great acting. The effects were done very well and added to the scare factor.
A Werewolf in England (2020)
Hammer with a dash of abbot and costello
Really enjoyed it, well acted, great scenery, good story, nothing not to like. Definitely made by zany fans of the genre. Great watch! I hope they make more like it.
The Kid Who Would Be King (2019)
Great family film...lots of fun
Really enjoyed this, great acting, especially from the younger ones. A great blend of legend, magic and modern day troubles with getting through the high school minefield. Big fan of andy serkis, he must be proud.
A Perfect Getaway (2009)
Great fun
Really enjoyed this...can't believe I'd not seen it before...what a find! Great acting, amazing scenery, nice throwing off scent...red snappers....great movie, highly recommend!
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Awful
Bad script bad acting forced "coolness" ...just painful to watch. Karen gillan isn't yet leading lady material...the bad guys were pharcical...i felt for paul giamatti, great actor, maybe he lost a bet and had to appear in this.
Black as Night (2021)
I thought it was great.
Shawna was awesome...a young pam grier, pedro, could have dialled it down a bit but was also great. I don't get the negative reviews....films can be fun without gore...if you need it in every moovie then you need therapy too. Great acting, great story.
Infinite (2021)
Loved it
It's an out there action movie...great acting and entertainment. Watch you'll enjoy. Too many wannabe roger eberts on here "hello from the darkness" πππask your mom to turn the basement light on dude!
Black Widow (2021)
Pew
What a badly edited snorefest...despite great action sequences...incongrous?... I'd have thought so until I saw this. I'm glad the titular character sued disney...she'll need all the cash she can save after this...everybody else outshined her acting wise. Maybe a career as a sleep therapist....
Cruella (2021)
46-year-old-grump....smiled and laughed
I loved this film...watched it with my 11 year old daughter, it's so well done, dark, yet not too dark, light...but blinding. Emmas need awards. But also the dude from plebs...brilliant...i hope there is a sequel...it can't stop here!!!
Tomb Raider (2018)
Loved it
Way better than the first ones, no botox or lead who looks scarily like her daddy. Alicia vikander was great, brough a vulnerability to her character's hard "ish" exterior...The cinematography and action from the start was good...from the fountain/angel wings when her father said goodbye and throughout. Great film...enjoyable.
Killer PiΓ±ata (2015)
Really good fun
We shall never forget this moovie . Ever. Both my daughter and I enjoyed it, had to mute for a few seconds every so often with the "sexy" talk πππ€ but , we both loved it...cult classic.
Guns Akimbo (2019)
Truely awful
Absolute rubbish. Not funny...not clever...just shi#e.
Zoo (2015)
Ok
Entertaining but they seem to think zambia and zimbabwe are the same country.
White Chicks (2004)
Great fun
I am white.... I am 46 years old...of soundish mind and body. This film was fun...that's all....great comedic moments and a plot. I don't see any double standards...al jolson was a mistake...amos etc too...but they had a hundreds year history behind the wrongness of those portrayals...this was funny...it made fun of everyone regardless of colour.
Swordfish (2001)
Sad
I bought this on dvd when it came out. Was living in Rome and bought a lot of crap just because it was in English. It's a well made film...but, I was left feeling ill and empty hopewise...like an old friend/girlfriend you'd treated badly and hadn't apologized to, dies and you feel empty and think wtf...humans and I blow goats.
Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
Absolutely awesome
All movies should be at least this long. I was drawn in and immersed for four hours in an amazing vision...night and day compared to the anaemic first version...a tepid disjointed waste of time...this however is a masterpiece.
The Art of Self-Defense (2019)
Many miss the point
I liked it. It brought up feelings from being bullied every single day in school. He chose a path of belonging. With a gun you are alone..(lonegunman) he, despite his awkwardness..joined a club...and then got bullied into being who he hated...irony. i just kept my head down and suffered...
The 2nd (2020)
Is this what happens?
When actors get in deep with the mob...pick your country, who cares. They all vanna be in Hollywood. So sad...too many Ivans...ask steven segal.it really is a number 2.
House of the Witch (2017)
Enjoyed it
Entertaining, not a self confessed wannabe horror director... But still...
Project Power (2020)
Great idea turned into snore fest.
Jamie foxx's performance was abysmal, whole attitude was more... "i'd rather be entertaining musicians at home to gain friendship than put in a passable performance here".
Designated Survivor: #thesystemisbroken (2019)
Slow burner
No big bangs or furtive, clandestine meetings... Just humans wrestling with dos or don'ts...great acting throughout... The drama and tension was there without incendiary devices.
Magnum P.I. (2018)
What the holy hell.
Absolutely awful show... The suits in charge have gone overboard on some pc mission to include everybody and offend nobody. Zero charm... Zero humour... Please cancel this show or rename it. Terrible casting.
Iron Fist: Morning of the Mindstorm (2018)
Davos just isn't scary!
Wrong pick for davos actor wise.... Keep feeling like he's about to suggest a nice cup of tea to discuss why danny just didn't feel t'benefit of iron fist.