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Stick It (2006)
hot hot hot
Stick it OK it's gay, it's korny, and it's cliché with mediocre acting. However I am a lesbian, love gymnastics, and have a flair for bad acting; it actually turns me on. And every guy agrees with me that the chicks (mainly Missy Peregrym) are hot as hell and everybody would love to
you know. I find the story good, somewhat flat and one dimensional but nevertheless entertaining. I don't know what it is about bad acting but I really am fascinated with it. It forces you to look at the films with a humorous edge which these days is important. It came out last year and was on TV all this month. I had to watch it over and over again just because. Jeff Bridges is good and funny and gives the whole story a realistic flair. The thing that keeps you glued to the screen and keeps you from walking out are the dresses, the tight butts, and the pretty faces. I think it is really a sexy film more than anything else. Hopefully they're gonna make a sequel though I doubt it highly. But hey, what's good for your eye, is good for your soul and other body parts. So you get my point: Basically the movie sucks, but you watch it anyway cus of the sexiness of it.
Captivity (2007)
Captivity and its gore
What makes a good horror movie? Plenty of gore, hot chicks and a good story plot. This movie has pretty much everything in it. Although they do something funny with the interviews and stuff, which I think was not needed at all, and could of put some other gore in between, but hell I am not the writer or director. This movie does however, keep you on the edge and puts you in the movie. I can not imagine what is going through her mind when she finds herself trapped. I knew her character is a model, which makes it even more messed up, cause models don't really go through all that stuff. I saw this movie and it freaked me out, I think I will take better care of myself when I go and party, I don't need to get locked up my some crazy nut. This movie has gore and a hot chick and I think it is a great watch.
House on Haunted Hill (1959)
house on haunted hill
House on Haunted Hill (1959) is a horror film directed by William Castle, written by Robb White, and starring Vincent Price as eccentric millionaire Fredrick Loren. He and his fourth wife, Annabelle, have invited five people to the house for a "Haunted House" party. Whoever stays in the house for one night will earn ten thousand dollars. As the night progresses, all the guests are trapped inside the house with ghosts, murderers, and other terrors. The film's style is similar in some retrospects to the E.C. comic books of the era, such as Tales from the Crypt, and features elements of campy humor. This film is a great film and will intrigue and entertainment true horror movie fans.
Pet Sematary (1989)
Pet Cementary
Louis Creed, a doctor from Chicago, is appointed director of the University of Maine's campus health service. He moves to a large house near the small town of Ludlow with his wife Rachel, their two young children, Ellie and Gage, and Ellie's cat, Winston Churchill (Church for short). From the moment they arrive, the family runs into trouble: Ellie hurts her knee after falling off a swing, and Gage is stung by a bee. Fortunately their new neighbor, an elderly man named Jud Crandall, comes to help. He warns Louis and Rachel about the highway that runs past their house; it is constantly used by big trucks from a nearby chemical processing plant, The rest is movie magic history. Pet Sematary keeps you on the edge of your seat and clutching your cats tale throughout the movie.
Stand and Deliver (1988)
stand and deliver
In the film, he helped 18 Hispanic students (of mixed backgrounds) at Garfield Senior High School (located in the East Los Angeles area of Los Angeles County, California) to learn calculus well enough to pass the Advanced Placement Calculus Exam, even though originally many of them struggled with such elementary principles as multiplication and fractions.
Edward James Olmos starred as Escalante, a role for which he received an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor in a Leading Role. Lou Diamond Phillips, Vanessa Marquez, Karla Montana, Rosanna DeSoto, and Carmen Argenziano co-starred.
Stomp the Yard (2007)
stomping the yard
The film open s with the first of its cinematic dance battles, in unbashed music video style, as headstrong DJ and his crew take on some sore losers in an underground LA club. After a tragedy as predictable as gravity, will he ever dance again" Yes. he will. There's a whole lotta dancin in this movie. DJ ends up at a very clean university in Atlanta, where his movies land him in the midst of a deadly serious step dancing rivalry between two fraternities. it's hard no to laugh when the tough guy dancers appear offended by their opponents choreography. It's harder to figure out why anyone wins except that it forwards the shopworn plot. With Columbus short and Meagan good.
Notes on a Scandal (2006)
Notes on a scandal
anyone who has ever willingly submitted to the dominance of a toxic friend will shiver in recognition at Judi Dench's portrayal of a wolf in confidant's clothing in this film. Based on the sly, addictively creepy novel by Zoe Heller, it's the story of Bathsheba Hart, a pretty, upper class art teacher in her late 30's who starts a new job at a working class public school and soon finds herself squarely in the sights of two besotted suitors a 15 year old student named Steven Connolly and a lonely, bitter history teacher named Barbara Covett. But whatever Heller Lampoons inn her wickedly smart exploration of unequal female friendships, screenwriter Patrick Marver and director Richard Eyre couldn't be less interested. What they're going for is maximum bombast, which they achieve with the aid of a chilly, urgent score by Philip Glass and some dynamic editing. Sexy, unabashedly aspirational and post-Politically correct, "Notes on a scandal" could turn out to be the fatal attraction of the oughties.
Independence Day (1996)
Not Epic, but better than that
Fun movie, and I remember seeing it in theaters 4th of July weekend. It was a fun movie, definitely, had it's comic relief, it's quirks, it's action, it's good lines, it's 'bad' lines, but overall, it wasn't an epic movie. I have it in my collection, and wouldn't mind throwing it on here and there, but it wouldn't be a must-have-if-I-was-trapped-on-an-island type movie. Actually, no, it would be. Why? Because it's a really good movie, and BECAUSE it's not an epic, you can watch it more than once without feeling an overabundance of 'epicness'. I can't watch Lord of the Rings too often, because it's really long, but also, it's too much to take in casually. I think, after reviewing the movie in my head, I've decided this IS one of my favorite movies. Great movie, and I don't think you could go wrong with it.