Review of The Wizard

The Wizard (1989)
7/10
The greatest infomercial ever made! (minor spoilers) I love "The Wizard"... it's so bad...
16 July 2003
Warning: Spoilers
Wow. Product placement, baby.

This movie must hold some kind of all-time record for most instances of product placement in a movie. If you like Nintendo, you'll be in awe here. Mattel's Power Glove, the Nintendo hints hotline, and dozens upon dozens of late 80's NES games on the screen - Double Dragon, Metroid, Mega Man 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, etc.

The crown jewel was Super Mario Bros. 3 (quite possibly the best 2D platform game ever made).

The dialogue is often horrifically, unintentionally funny.

"Calee-fornee-uh!"

"You got 50,000 on Double Dragon?"

"I love the Power Glove...it's so bad."

"AHHHH! He touched my breast!"

When Jimmy beats Lucas, he finds a warp whistle in an area that you couldn't POSSIBLY know about without reading a guide/talking to someone who's played it (the first Bam-Bam fortress), leading me to believe the way to win in life is to cheat :-0. The eventual reasoning for going to California is logical.

That all said, the movie has A LOT of nostalgic charm, decent acting (they're all child actors, so cut them some slack!), and a breezy story. Sure we never really know WHY three kids can hitch-hike for two weeks across the Utah desert without getting murdered or raped, but hey, it's just a movie after all. I've seen movies that are boring, I've seen commercials that are entertaining, but somehow, this commercial/movie is intriguing.

4 to 10 out of 10, depending on how much you like the NES.
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