1/10
Sucks bullets
17 December 2005
I enjoy classic film noir AND classic Steve Martin, so I was really looking forward to seeing "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid". Boy was I disappointed.

First of all, the storyline is truly contrived. You can tell they chose the film clips first, and then wrote their story around them. Bad idea. Should've come up with a great story first, and then hunted for appropriate classic clips to augment it. Of course that would've been tougher, but I think it would've paid off, if done well.

Secondly, why do so many people find this movie clever and hilarious? I found it painfully unfunny. And since when are jokes about boobs and dog poop, considered CLEVER? Was this film written by 13 year old boys? Or was it just written *for* them? Major miscalculation, 'cause, would horny adolescent boys be aware of/interested in a spoof of old film noir movies? Would they be able to identify the clips (which is, in theory, half the fun)? I don't think so. So who's the audience for this thing anyway?! Not me, that's for damn sure.
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