Review of Hostel

Hostel (2005)
1/10
Horrendous, with emphasis on the 'horror'
6 January 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I'm not sure if this is a spoiler, so I figured I should do that to be safe.

First of all, I didn't see this movie voluntarily. That being said, it was even stupider than I expected. Probably the worst thing I have ever seen or could even contemplate seeing. The characters were lame(I couldn't bring myself to feel any sympathy for them), the story line sucked(mostly because the story was "see porn! meet creepy people! see more porn! watch people get their limbs hacked off by psychopaths for fun! escape! REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE!!"), the gore was over-the-top and completely sickening. I alternated between wanting to throw up and just wanting to cry, not because it was sad, or you felt extremely sorry for these poor people who were being mutilated to the tune of $25,000, but because I couldn't imagine any sane, semi-rational human being enjoying this movie.

I want my $7.50 back. And the hour and a half i spent with my hands over my ears waiting for it to be over.
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