Review of Hostel

Hostel (2005)
1/10
Worst movie I've seen in a long time
13 April 2006
Warning: Spoilers
Well, it wasn't so much a 'horror' movie as it was a 'horrible' movie.

I expect that this director will go on to make great snuff films and little else. I guess if I was a 15yr old boy who enjoys endless mindless killing interspersed with plenty of tit shots, I might enjoy this POS.

No one else will enjoy this mess. Except maybe former Nazis.

These days all you need to get a movie deal is apparently the promise that you'll employ the producers wanna-be girlfriend and have at least 5 violent gory deaths. Plot, storyline, or talent not included (or necessary apparently)

The only good thing about this movie is that I didn't have to pay for my ticket to see it. :P And ladies if your boyfriend/husband takes you to see this movie, dump him. He's clearly got something wrong with him.
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