(May be slight spoilers of random silly plot points, but nothing major) This movie opens with a horrible disaster that leads to the death of a bunch of little brats. Flash forward a few decades later, and we have a widow (Lori Heuring, terrible as ever) and her two daughters moving to a creepy old house in the middle of the woods. Apparently her hubby owned (err...leased) this property and she never knew about it. Guess she thought that $500/mo was going to his porn addiction! Anyways, the obnoxious teen daughter (played by the deliriously awful Scout-Taylor-Compton, who will be the star of the upcoming Rob Zombie's Halloween) hears of local legends about killer kids that stalk the woods at night. Creeeepy! She doesn't believe them, but her lil sis befriends some little ghost girl named Mary, so maybe it's true after all? Hell yeah, the legends are true, which she finds out while necking with the buddy of some guy who sexually harassed her the day before. And boy, these little tykes are P-O'ed! The attack scenes are really gross and funny, and the faces on the child actors are priceless. Apparently the kids are after one person in particular, but kill other people too just for ha-has. Who wouldn't? And Mary isn't a threat to the daughters because apparently she's their great-aunt or something. Stupid movie, but amusing enough to warrant a rental. One of the "8 Films That Could Only Get Distribution as Part of a Package Deal."
Review of Wicked Little Things
