Review of Hairspray

Hairspray (2007)
1/10
Help, help, help me, no, kill me.
8 December 2007
I was forced to watch this flick with my girlfriend like. I am confused, sickened, in need of recovery. I will need therapy after this flick. Boys, do not let you tallywigs force this flick on you. It was bad, I felt like I was Alex in Clockwork Orange.

A real horror show, I wish I were with my droogs, tearing the place up you know, Because I knew what she sang, it was a bit from the glorious Ninth by Luwig Van. It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.

"I bashed him in the mouth and the blood started to flow, real horror show like..."
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