Christmas Rush (2002 TV Movie)
1/10
Pass the Ammunition and Praise the Lord
31 July 2008
In Chicago (Canada), it's hard times for goateed ex-superman Dean Cain (as Lt. Cornelius Morgan); he is suspended from the police force for being too generous with his bullets. Mr. Cain and Baywatch blonde Erika Eleniak (as Catherine "Cat" Morgan) might have to send their children to public school. (Gasp!) Worse off is ex-gangster Eric Roberts (as Jimmy Scalzetti), who must return to his more successful life of crime. Mr. Roberts' son has leukemia, and desperately needs an expensive bone marrow transplant. (Choke)

So, Cain and Roberts have a "Die Hard" shoot-out in the mall, where Ms. Eleniak becomes a lipstick and blood hostage. Written and directed for Christians, by Charles Robert Carner. Re-titled "Breakaway" to lure in unsuspecting non-believers. This is an unforgivable waste of resources. There is no laugh track. Those involved surely found a chunk of coal in their stockings.

* Christmas Rush (12/1/02) Charles Robert Carner ~ Dean Cain, Eric Roberts, Erika Eleniak
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