OK. It's not at all scary and there is no gore except for a bloody t-shirt at the end. It would be a "G" rated movie if they didn't use the f-word for half the dialog.
Here's a transcript of the whole movie. (pretty much verbatim, stretched out over 2 hours)
Guy: Haha, you're being stalked by a ghost.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: I bought a camera so we can see your ghost.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Psychic: I'm a psychic! ooooo.... I feel something....evil. So, I'm going home now. Goodbye. (30 seconds of screen time)
Guy: Haha, you're talking to a psychic.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: Wow. That door closed on it's own. We should get a Ouija board.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: I got a Ouija board!
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: Look it caught on fire (special effect #1) and now there's a demonic symbol on it. Help me decipher it.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: I put baby powder all over the hall, and now there's big frog footprints to your side of the bed. (special effect #2 - bad stop motion)
Girl: F@#$ you.
Psychic: I just dropped in to say I'm still a psychic. (15 seconds of screen time)
Guy: Wow, something pulled you out of bed and we got it on film. (special effect #3)
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: Honey, where are you going with that knife?
Girl: F@#$ you.
Police : Police! Put down the knife! (bang!)
THE END
Here's a transcript of the whole movie. (pretty much verbatim, stretched out over 2 hours)
Guy: Haha, you're being stalked by a ghost.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: I bought a camera so we can see your ghost.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Psychic: I'm a psychic! ooooo.... I feel something....evil. So, I'm going home now. Goodbye. (30 seconds of screen time)
Guy: Haha, you're talking to a psychic.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: Wow. That door closed on it's own. We should get a Ouija board.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: I got a Ouija board!
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: Look it caught on fire (special effect #1) and now there's a demonic symbol on it. Help me decipher it.
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: I put baby powder all over the hall, and now there's big frog footprints to your side of the bed. (special effect #2 - bad stop motion)
Girl: F@#$ you.
Psychic: I just dropped in to say I'm still a psychic. (15 seconds of screen time)
Guy: Wow, something pulled you out of bed and we got it on film. (special effect #3)
Girl: F@#$ you.
Guy: Honey, where are you going with that knife?
Girl: F@#$ you.
Police : Police! Put down the knife! (bang!)
THE END