Filmed in the neighborhood, using real neighbors as supporting cast. The dialog is an endless string of "Things I Wish In Hindsight That I Had Said." The acting is so terrible; not in a good John Waters way, but in a bad, "let's make a movie with my parents' Handi-cam" way. The story is incredibly stupid, but since it is merely a vehicle for "Things I Wish In Hindsight That I Had Said" it hardly mattered. I am not even sure what the story was, but whatever it was, I hated it. I hated the characters. I hated the editing. I hated every disjointed cliché that was shoe-horned into this monstrosity. I am certain I would have hated the ending, too. I often enjoy bad movies, if they are in good faith. This was just painful.
Review of The Velocity of Gary
