2/10
No Surprise, It Reeks!
21 December 2013
Warning: Spoilers
It should come as no surprise that "Zombie Ass" truly stinks. The film begins with a brief, but bizarre sequence of a zombie being forced to vomit bile that is apparently being salvaged to be fed to / swallowed by a Japanese school girl.

The plot beings in traditional horror roots. A group of young people are off on a camping trip. The characters include three attractive young women, one bad-ass drug-user, and the nerd who overreacts to every situation. The protagonist, Megumi, reveals that she has agreed to go on this camping trip in an attempt to escape the pain of her sister's death from one year earlier.

As it turns out, the bustiest of the three babes has planned this camping trip in order to locate a parasite that will make her thin enough to pursue her dreams of being a model (which seems absurd, as she is already quite attractive). Unfortunately, these parasites do not turn out to be the helpful type that infested Fry's gastrointestinal tract in Futurama, but a devastating monster that takes control of its host while simultaneously causing flatulence and inconceivable stomach pains.

To avoid spoiling the film while still indicating the level of grotesqueness, the busty babe finds herself in dire need of a toilet. The camera does not shy away from her very revealing position as she attempts to relieve herself in a liquidy turd-filled hole in an old wooden outhouse. As she farts and tries to force out whatever is inside, a zombie begins to boil up from the pit of sh*t and proceeds to attack / fondle her, smearing fecal juices all over her in the process.

The film boasts a certain level of absurd humor, but overall lands exactly where the title suggests: in the toilet. Aside from the three fairly attractive gals, the only additional positive note is that I was able to make it through the entire film. If you've had a few drinks and find yourself with nothing better to do late one night, perhaps give Zombie Ass a try. It was far from the worst film I've ever seen, but overall simply another forgettable gross-out flick.
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