Nurse (2013)
1/10
Wow. Impressive. In the worst possible sense.
29 May 2014
I have learned that there's one step beyond cliché that's even worse. It's something like cliché with maximum lack of taste, mixed with fantasies of a disturbed teenage boy.

I have learned that I can survive 84 minutes of zero originality, terrible characters, and horrendous acting.

I have learned that a movie can be so bad that you don't really care about the nudity anymore because even that can't save it.

I have learned that a boring blonde bimbo can actually be the best part of a movie. (Not saying 'good', mind you.)

I have learned that the worst actress on the set by far can get the lead role. (I think that was the most unbearable part.)

I have learned that there are other movies than Harry Potter that can be rated 1/10.

This movie taught me so much. Highly recommended if you're a masochist.
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