My reviews are never that long, so anyone with half a brain will realize I don't write reviews to "hear myself talk."
"Reaper" is another low budget failure into the horror genre. A murderer escapes from his dance with the electric chair, uh, holes up in a cheap hotel, and plays with electricity. Along the way, the audience is introduced to characters they'll never care about and plots and sub-plots which only help to make the movie longer that it needed to be. Vinnie Jones AGAIN proves he has the acting range of a turnip, as he sits around a lot, orders steaks he never eats, and plays with a knife. Danny Trejo isn't much better, but his acting was leaps and bounds better than Jones'.
The movie makes little to no sense, easily bores its watchers, and is just overall bad. The version I reviewed is unrated for violence, language, and some touchy/feely stuff. Yuck.
"Reaper" is another low budget failure into the horror genre. A murderer escapes from his dance with the electric chair, uh, holes up in a cheap hotel, and plays with electricity. Along the way, the audience is introduced to characters they'll never care about and plots and sub-plots which only help to make the movie longer that it needed to be. Vinnie Jones AGAIN proves he has the acting range of a turnip, as he sits around a lot, orders steaks he never eats, and plays with a knife. Danny Trejo isn't much better, but his acting was leaps and bounds better than Jones'.
The movie makes little to no sense, easily bores its watchers, and is just overall bad. The version I reviewed is unrated for violence, language, and some touchy/feely stuff. Yuck.