oscaralbert Review of Ride Along 2

Ride Along 2 (2016)

Why settle for a bachelor party with strippers . . .

[6/10 · 19 January 2016]

. . . when you can get the American taxpayers to spring for your chance to wrestle alligators, crash elitist One Per Center parties, sit on Gucci toilets, guzzle illegal concoctions no doubt derived from endangered plants and\or animals, have a First Round of Demolition Derby in a parking garage, impersonate foreign ambassadors, stroll under swimming super models, set off car bombs, field test bullet-proof vests with live ammunition, run amok behind the controls of a fork lift, wreak havoc along a crowded beach promenade by indiscriminately spraying gunfire and causing two chase vehicles to plow into stopped minivans full of innocent kids at triple the speed limit, play Plinko with semi-trucks, conduct a Second Demolition Derby at a shipyard, work with an "inside man" at multimillion dollar hacking, set off many tons of pollutants in flaming explosions along an environmentally sensitive beach front, gun down teams of bodyguards, henchmen, and import\export billionaires with no courtroom legal trials whatsoever, and drive a fleet of rare, super-expensive confiscated drug lord rides?