. . . Zach Galifianakis gushes, with perfect seriousness, to Kristen Wiig during the turning-point restaurant scene of MASTERMINDS. Zach has just presented his crush Kristen with a pair of "dethorned" long-stemmed roses, with which she somehow manages to prick herself. Shortly thereafter, Zach spies a blood droplet on an upper left breast largely exposed by Kristen's low-cut blouse, at least three inches to the northeast of her corresponding nursing nozzle (covered up here, in accordance with national health department codes for public eateries). Zach's puzzled query indicates that he has grown up taking the Southern colloquialism for human feminine mammary glands (that is, "Jugs") quite literally. Therefore, his expectation is that punctured female breasts produce the same outcome that you'd get in ice-picking a plastic gallon of Homogenized Bovine Udder Pumpings commonly found in the dairy sections of local supermarkets: white ooze (as if a silicone-like liquid-filled bladder resides under the "natural" womanly chest protrusions, only always filled with baby juice). Obviously, the writers of MASTERMINDS are using this scene to highlight the sorry state of sex education in the American South.
Review of Masterminds
