Holy crap, this movie is awful. 20 minutes in, and I can't even finish it. I gotta start fast forwarding. Hardly no plot at all. Just as bad as a Bill Zebub movie. Having full frontal naked women every 5 minutes doesn't make your movie any better, just saying. So, there's a disgruntled Santa Claus worker named Nick, who gets fired from his job. On Christmas Eve, he's home by himself and gets hungry, so he decides to go out and chop people up because he's a cannibal. He goes to a house where some girl randomly gets nude, kills her. Goes to a strip club that looks like it was filmed at someone's house, kills her. Goes to a house where two lesbians are showering, kills them, cuts up their bodies and takes them back to his house and puts them in the fridge, repeat. There's even a scene where he takes a candy cane and shoves it in a girl's pu$$y, then sucks on the candy cane, how classy. This doesn't even have a "so bad it's good" quality. It's just plain terrible. Avoid this crap at all costs. I would not recommend CANNIBAL CLAUS!!!
Review of Cannibal Claus
