Review of Reaper

Reaper (I) (2014)
4/10
Every review is a fake on here except this one!
25 March 2018
Well not quite but check out how many 10./10 reviews there are - people seem to forget that this means its the best movie you have ever seen!

Its your standard stalk and slash fair but it has the woeful Vinnie "cant act" Jones in it - How the hell do lowlifes like him get into the movies? its a disgrace - whenever I see his name in the cast list my heart sinks.

Danny Trejo did his best but its just your average stalk and slash with nothing particularly interesting or memorable about it apart from the tasty blonde so it gets an extra star for her - she is to be fair quite a nice little actress and quite cute! I think I saw this before in a movie called Shocker but I think it was much better if I remember correctly - Oh and the after credits ending lol I guess they were hoping for a remake - 3 hopes - Bob Hope, Cape Of Good Hope and Nae Hope!

Settle down with a few friends , a few beers and a few spliffs and this will pass an hour or so!

Not as bad as some make out but not as good as all of the fake 10/10 - 1 review in their lifetime shills make out either!
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