Where to begin with Dream Home? Where to begin indeed.
Let's be clear, the most professional part of this production is the cover art. But even that is badly flawed, that house doesn't even remotely resemble the house in the movie and a child on a bike like that? Not relevant.
The film itself is truly amateur hour, it looks and sounds like a student film. The cinematography is messy and the sound quality is the pits. Want an example of how bad? You'll have two characters talking to one another and the background noises will vary in intensity when the camera bounces between them. It truly is awful.
The acting is some of the worst I've seen for years. No passion in the delivery, it's as if they were taken off the street randomly and asked to just read off a teleprompter.
The plot is recycled, we've seen it all before but better. So basically to summarize the film literally has no redeeming features. It looks like hell, it sounds like crap and the content itself is unoriginal tripe.
They do get better than this, but not by much.
The Good:
Erm....
The Bad:
Poor boom quality
Lifeless performances
WTF is that front cover?
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
When you actually hear the director yelling "Cut" in a finished film you know these people shouldn't be in the industry
People who buy million dollar homes can't afford kids
Let's be clear, the most professional part of this production is the cover art. But even that is badly flawed, that house doesn't even remotely resemble the house in the movie and a child on a bike like that? Not relevant.
The film itself is truly amateur hour, it looks and sounds like a student film. The cinematography is messy and the sound quality is the pits. Want an example of how bad? You'll have two characters talking to one another and the background noises will vary in intensity when the camera bounces between them. It truly is awful.
The acting is some of the worst I've seen for years. No passion in the delivery, it's as if they were taken off the street randomly and asked to just read off a teleprompter.
The plot is recycled, we've seen it all before but better. So basically to summarize the film literally has no redeeming features. It looks like hell, it sounds like crap and the content itself is unoriginal tripe.
They do get better than this, but not by much.
The Good:
Erm....
The Bad:
Poor boom quality
Lifeless performances
WTF is that front cover?
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
When you actually hear the director yelling "Cut" in a finished film you know these people shouldn't be in the industry
People who buy million dollar homes can't afford kids