Oh my god. First of all, you should understand that even if this movie was based on children stories, the target audience isn't children, so feel free and review the title as an adult. I couldn't digest the stupid story.
Here it is:
To sum up, the plot is awful, subplots have nothing to do with the story. For example remove dwarfs or goblins subplot. At least 1 hour could be clipped. And you can easily guess most parts. It was one the cheesiest scripts I've ever watched. I just gave a 2 for its visual effects, that's what I get in these kind of movies.
Here it is:
- They made a city on a bridge over the river. WTH? Was that a necessary imagination?
- Because of grief and anger, Queen Freya decides to move North and build a kingdom, take kids, make an army and rule. What?
- So, they killed their parents and they're all just fine. They're tough for no reason and adapt fast and easily. We see they become warriors in two days. Yes, mutants. And the music when they're training is epic. Wasn't that a bad thing?
- Queen Freya can make owls out of ice or perhaps iced a real owl and can control it! Oh my god. Somebody explain it to me please. Anything is possible for her. But why one owl? Why owl at all? Why not an army of men? Why don't we see other possibilities or any explanation?
- Jessica Chastain's accent and acting. 2 points right here.
- How did they fall in love? And they marry in two hours.
- The fleeing plan was very funny. They decided to flee seconds after the marriage. And the next day they're going to honeymoon without even considering guards. And they're smiling, OMG. What were they thinking?
- Queen Freya can make you see different things on ice. OK.
- 7 years passed and neither Eric nor his clothes didn't change a bit. Was he frozen all these years?
- What was the role of dwarfs? Didn't make any change to the plan. Could be easily removed.
- When they're trying to escape from goblins and all except Eric passed the bridge, we see a dead goblin on the other side, just so that she could have all equipments and specially some oil for her arrow.
- "I never miss!" We already knew that. Enough with stupid lines.
- He's dead, but... wait... he's alive, noooooooooooo waaaay, thaaat waaaaas soooo originaaaaal.
- "She never misses!" OMG.
- What did those two dwarfs do after breaking the castle? Nothing.
- Eric could have made that last speech earlier when he was trying to flee with Sara to convince his friends to turn against Queen. They turned easily.
- And they lived happily ever after.
To sum up, the plot is awful, subplots have nothing to do with the story. For example remove dwarfs or goblins subplot. At least 1 hour could be clipped. And you can easily guess most parts. It was one the cheesiest scripts I've ever watched. I just gave a 2 for its visual effects, that's what I get in these kind of movies.