1/10
I am with everyone, terrible terrible writing, terrible everything...
28 June 2019
This is remarkable in its every aspect. Don't even know where to start. It made us laugh, like in Bug Ass Spider laugh. The director of photography, assuming there was one, maybe a LUT in post, is about the only redeeming quality. I am used to over actor Cage but to see Bourne girl Franke Potente struggle with the unbelievably bad writing was heart wrenching. If you had this script handed to you for a Grade school drama class the class would be in stitches. How's this even possible? It's racy, the first time Cage is with Franke they have a romp on the sofa, complete with jostled coffee and if you're paying attention a broken table lamp, the lamp of course appears unscathed in next cut, whole and I damaged. This might not replace the magic of the first Sharknado, or the low budget camp of Pinky Tuskaderos "New Years Evil" but it's almost bad enough to be fun. I couldn't hang on for more than thirty minutes, I wanted to, I tried my best!
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