White Lines (2020)
1/10
Worse than Eldorado
3 June 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Started off ok and somehow every episode got worse than the previous. Acting was terrible (Spanish were ok). Main character was so so bad at acting.

Had lots of long drawn out conversations just to drag it out that added nothing to the story and to characters that were you dont care about.

She was so annoying, her brother worse and dont get me started on the hippy.

How does some scrawny nobody from manchester go over to Ibiza and manage to buy 5 clubs with all his other junkie mates? They cost 100's of millions owned by gangsters and shareholders. Why do they have sex on a graveyard? Why does she bury his coke after going through all that to get it in the first place? And why does he not once ask what happened to it? How is she strong enough to drag a boat? and lift boxer to string him up for interrogation? And how the hell was his dad going to get through customs etc with a beat up spanish guy in the toilet? Pretty sure they would search the camper van for smuggling etc. I could go on and on. Cant believe there might even be another season of this total trash.
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