Review of Bite

Bite (II) (2015)
2/10
Did Trap
16 July 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This is absolutely one of the worst vampire movies that I have ever seen. The premise is that six criminal types are hired to break into a mansion and kidnap a young woman. Within moments of breaking in, things start going wrong. People that may choose to watch the movie because Vinnie Jones is in it, don't bother. He's in the movie for all of 15 minutes or so, and he's the first one to die. Considering how badly this movie sucked, that's a good break for Mr. Jones.

As it turns out, the young woman that was to be kidnapped is a heroin-addicted vampire. Yes, you read that correctly; a heroin-addicted vampire. I really didn't think that anyone could top the silver glitter vampires of the farcical "Twilight" films, but someone found a way. You see, supernatural creatures, unaffected by bullets or conventional forms of injury, are apparently susceptible to narcotics, accordimg to this epic piece of trash. The heroin curbs the vampire's blood thirst in this film.

As if this isn't absolutely idiotic enough, we're treated to an entire nursery of 28 vampire infants, one of which attacks three of the male leads in this movie.

If you still want to see this movie, despite the heroin-addicted vampire and the nursery of vampire infants, please seek the counsel of a qualified mental health professional immediately. I'm generally a fan of vampire movies, and there aren't many that I don't like, however cheesy or how low the budget, but this one is absolutely horrible.
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