I would like to begin my review by saying that watching this movie will be like taking a hot fork and shoving it in your eye socket for some people, whereas for others it will be the funniest F'n thing you've ever seen.
Before I get into the meat of the story or as I like to call it a double decker bologna sandwich. The New Mutants has nothing to do with mutants (just teenagers), The New Mutants also has absolutely nothing to do with X-men series. AHA but that's not all!!!! The guy who made the cover for The New Mutants didn't see ANY of the X-men films!!!! The original cover of The New Mutants has a sentinel (Not in Dark Phoenix or The New Mutants) chasing a mutant who doesn't even appear in any of the X-men movies! If that doesn't make you want to take your head and smash it against concrete, I don't know what does.
Before I get into the meat of the story or as I like to call it a double decker bologna sandwich. The New Mutants has nothing to do with mutants (just teenagers), The New Mutants also has absolutely nothing to do with X-men series. AHA but that's not all!!!! The guy who made the cover for The New Mutants didn't see ANY of the X-men films!!!! The original cover of The New Mutants has a sentinel (Not in Dark Phoenix or The New Mutants) chasing a mutant who doesn't even appear in any of the X-men movies! If that doesn't make you want to take your head and smash it against concrete, I don't know what does.