Satanic Panic (2019)
7/10
Baphomet needs a virgin
12 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
It turned out to be way funnier than I expected it to be. The actors were quite good and it was a very good horror comedy. The pizza girl got into an upscale house to get her tip while the coven inside was in the middle of a satanic ritual. They needed a virgin to summon Baphomet and she's a virgin. The guy that she was locked with offered him to take her virginity but he declined that offer and accidentally shot him in the neck before getting raped. She got away and took refuge in another house in which another girl was about to get killed with a killdo which is a giant dildo driller. The pizza girl accidentally killed both of them and saved the girl whose mother was the head of the satanic coven and wanted to kill her because she lost her virginity. They both wanted to escape but her mother got them. The pizza guy from the same pizza parlor lured into the house and the head of the coven pulled his guts out to do gut reading to find out where the girls are. Someone in the coven put a spike in her skull but she wasn't dead and took her revenge and killed her own daughter. The salt line was broken and another superior meanie was summoned which is a little girl and killed them all and let her go. It was really fun and made me laugh a few times.
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