Welcome Home (I) (2018)
2/10
TWO STARS...
6 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Just for the scenery.

Nothing about this movie was creative, inventive. It was a pay-day for the cast and crew. Nothing wrong with that. Actors and actresses got to act...directors have to direct and the entire crew have to, well, you know...be employed.

Riccardo Scamarcio has great eyes, but where was that Jimmy Page haircut coming from?

Aaron Paul was mediocre as a sexually inadequate boyfriend and why would a male character be in such a self-castrating relationship? Go all that way to Italy just to get into uncomfortable situations? After that argument in town, I'd be on the next plane back to the USA.

Emily Ratajkowski is a poor actress who is there for the T&A shots... and her lips? Why not pump in some more filler to make them even more out of shape and disproportional to her face.

I was hoping that maybe there would be some twist that would make it palatable, but it was not hard to figure out that Frederico was in the lower depths of the villa.

It sucked as a viewer, but at least the the crew got some wages into direct deposit.
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