What an absolute abomination of a movie. Dreyfuss and Sorvino must either both be broke or were blackmailed into appearing in this movie and even then, they mailed in two of the worst performances you're seen on film (and by mailed it in, it's the the pandemic version of the post office, not the god version where they actually deliver your stuff intact within a month of it being sent. This is the covid version post office that loses the parcel for six months, then sends it to Allakete Alaska for winter, returns it to Newark post Christmas to sit in lost mail for ten more months and then finally delivers your moms ashes to the next door neighbour in an urn broken into twenty-nine pieces).
This is worse than any Bruce Willis/Randall Emmet direct to VOD piece of crap you can imagine. And if you've seen one of those, you can imagine some pretty bad crap.
I was going to give it one star, but they kept the running time short so bonus star for not subjecting us to a single minute longer than necessary. If Dreyfus makes something else as bad as this, I'm campaigning for Jaws 5 to be made (Jaws 5 The Climate Change Shark in 4-D) and demanding Dreyfus gets a cameo just so he can be eaten in the opening sequence as pennance.
This is worse than any Bruce Willis/Randall Emmet direct to VOD piece of crap you can imagine. And if you've seen one of those, you can imagine some pretty bad crap.
I was going to give it one star, but they kept the running time short so bonus star for not subjecting us to a single minute longer than necessary. If Dreyfus makes something else as bad as this, I'm campaigning for Jaws 5 to be made (Jaws 5 The Climate Change Shark in 4-D) and demanding Dreyfus gets a cameo just so he can be eaten in the opening sequence as pennance.