Review of The Batman

The Batman (2022)
4/10
Why
6 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The movie started off fairly solid introducing a new idea on the classic character The Riddler, but by hour 3 I was just bored... The whole movie it seemed to be raining, I know it was trying to up play Edward Cullens sorrow and depression but it got pretty annoying, just a dark movie. The Batmobile was just a Dodge Hellcat and all of his equipment was pretty outdated and lame. Batman really got lucky in this one, no one out of the many clips of ammo shot at him could seem to hit him in his wildly exposed face and taking a c4 explosion to the face didn't even leave a mark! He got saved several times, he could have died in the wreck chasing the penguin but thankfully he happened to be behind a semi designed to tow cars which happened to align perfect for him to jump the huge wreck he had just caused. You know, it's hard to get past that scene where he chases the penguin down causing a 50 car pile up on the interstate just to find out the penguin had nothing to do with the movie as well. Alfred could have answered most every question he had without needing to go through the first 2 hours of the movie, that was kind of irritating. I couldn't help but notice it sounding like Batman was walking with spurs on the whole movie, it sounded like his boots were full of quarters and they seemed to zoom in on them the whole movie.. IDK just a couple of the things I noticed. The movie had many chances to end but it decided to try and stretch the budget. Robert Pattinson just wasn't it in this one. You will end up yawning through this movie wait til it's on HBO Max.
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