I get that Lifetime movies are targeted at the Peg Bundy's of the world who want to chillax and get horny watching hot bods making it with glitz and make-up in a 2 hour soap opera psycho drama. As a male I sometimes enjoy the hotties running around. This turkey shows a salon full of honeys before the first break but a salon full of honeys doth not a good Lifetime movie make on it's own.
Even the most jaded Peg Bundy's still want to achieve some semblance of the Suspension of Disbelief. Just even 10% might be enough. This clunker has zero % Suspension of Disbelief.
Stalker or not...set-up or not...nobody is going to buy any story that a cute girl from New York moves to LA only to get dumped and be left hanging around outside the beauty salon. What...was the bus station nearby? Did she taxi from the airport to this spot?
What was her plan in moving to California? To live with the guy who dumped her as she was moving there? "Yeah...I'm a ditz! I was going to live with Mr. Fabulous but he dumped me and I don't know where I will spend the night! But...you know...I'm not mad because I know I will get picked up by the Sorority Sister if I hang out here."
Women know all about beauty salons. The beauty salon here is like none other on earth. Sure the fixtures are there but nothing about the salon is how salons actually look or work.
They enter the salon and 2 hour late arrogant bitch is there but nobody can be bumped to take care of her because the salon is booked....but nobody is waiting for the next appointment. Past reception into the salon and nobody has a bib on for cutting and styling hair. Nobody is in mid-service. Half the salon is empty.
They go to the back and chat with another non-busy person. They are so busy they decide to treat the waif to a facial. But...they couldn't do ANYTHING for the 2 hour late lady!
Psycho girl goes to wreck the car of arrogant 2 hour late lady in the parking lot of a busy grocery store. Arrogant lady parks her BMW 2 seater convertible like an M6 and goes inside the store. Somehow Psycho girl gets under the vehicle and unscrews a nut and drains the brake fluid.
Now...the ground clearance on a BMW M6 is 4.3 inches Maximum! How does a fully made up dressed in nice clean clothing girl crawl underneath a BMW with 4.3 inches clearance and drain the brake fluid from a car parked in a busy grocery store parking lot and not get noticed by anyone? Good thing she knew to get metric tools! Or did she just...you know...unscrew a screw with her hands?
Before you say "It's a Lifetime movie; you are supposed to check your brain at the door"...NO! I have watched tons of LMN movies and the vast majority of them are NOT THIS AWFUL! Even Peg Bundy would turn this clunker off!
Even the most jaded Peg Bundy's still want to achieve some semblance of the Suspension of Disbelief. Just even 10% might be enough. This clunker has zero % Suspension of Disbelief.
Stalker or not...set-up or not...nobody is going to buy any story that a cute girl from New York moves to LA only to get dumped and be left hanging around outside the beauty salon. What...was the bus station nearby? Did she taxi from the airport to this spot?
What was her plan in moving to California? To live with the guy who dumped her as she was moving there? "Yeah...I'm a ditz! I was going to live with Mr. Fabulous but he dumped me and I don't know where I will spend the night! But...you know...I'm not mad because I know I will get picked up by the Sorority Sister if I hang out here."
Women know all about beauty salons. The beauty salon here is like none other on earth. Sure the fixtures are there but nothing about the salon is how salons actually look or work.
They enter the salon and 2 hour late arrogant bitch is there but nobody can be bumped to take care of her because the salon is booked....but nobody is waiting for the next appointment. Past reception into the salon and nobody has a bib on for cutting and styling hair. Nobody is in mid-service. Half the salon is empty.
They go to the back and chat with another non-busy person. They are so busy they decide to treat the waif to a facial. But...they couldn't do ANYTHING for the 2 hour late lady!
Psycho girl goes to wreck the car of arrogant 2 hour late lady in the parking lot of a busy grocery store. Arrogant lady parks her BMW 2 seater convertible like an M6 and goes inside the store. Somehow Psycho girl gets under the vehicle and unscrews a nut and drains the brake fluid.
Now...the ground clearance on a BMW M6 is 4.3 inches Maximum! How does a fully made up dressed in nice clean clothing girl crawl underneath a BMW with 4.3 inches clearance and drain the brake fluid from a car parked in a busy grocery store parking lot and not get noticed by anyone? Good thing she knew to get metric tools! Or did she just...you know...unscrew a screw with her hands?
Before you say "It's a Lifetime movie; you are supposed to check your brain at the door"...NO! I have watched tons of LMN movies and the vast majority of them are NOT THIS AWFUL! Even Peg Bundy would turn this clunker off!