Even MST3K would be taxed to call this stinker. Like watching a train wreck in slow motion, it suckers you in to its' cinematic horror. Someone needed a loss on the books for some reason...
The positive reasons to watch are the staggered appearances of many a fine cast member throughout the scenes that are in no way connected or artistically unified. It is as if watching scores of different directors and producers in one sitting, without being at a film festival of shorts. Should any detect a story within the script, don't spoil it for me. I shall be blissfully ignorant. I was stunned to read the IMDB synopsis, as I detected no such elements other than a name dropped here or there.
Da Vinci Code effort to somehow link Dante and Bosch and deadly sins and Turin statuary, and a miserable failure at doing so.
The positive reasons to watch are the staggered appearances of many a fine cast member throughout the scenes that are in no way connected or artistically unified. It is as if watching scores of different directors and producers in one sitting, without being at a film festival of shorts. Should any detect a story within the script, don't spoil it for me. I shall be blissfully ignorant. I was stunned to read the IMDB synopsis, as I detected no such elements other than a name dropped here or there.
Da Vinci Code effort to somehow link Dante and Bosch and deadly sins and Turin statuary, and a miserable failure at doing so.