Review of The Tank

The Tank (2023)
1/10
The Stinky Tank
28 April 2023
What kind of dad would go into a stinky tank deserted for decades, and repeatedly go in there to inspect with the stinky water level up to his chest?

What kind of cop sits still like a senile old man while watching the creature slowly crawl towards him? Well, this is probably the reason why the dad runs away after watching the cop dragged away by the creature, because the cop (a black dude again, why?) deserves it? Yeah, I know, it is in the 70s but hey, BLM, no? Moreover, the dad is not interested to grab a shotgun from the law enforcement vehicle before running away - Hello?? Anyway, later he tells his wife the cop is just dead. Cool story, bro.

What kind of mom would go into this stinky water tank to fight the creatures for no good reason? Need I say more?

You just don't care for the boneheaded couple, scratching your head why the creatures wouldn't finish them off in the most wicked ways, this is the only way to boost the movie rating as far as I'm concerned. But wait, someone here says the creature suit is too tight, good point. One Star Max Rating. Be warned.
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