Very slow, very uninteresting, very much a waste of time. I wanted this to be funny or maybe a little action, but it was just dumb. Nobody else in my family would watch, I'm sorry I did. Nothing about the main character even remotely interesting. Big guy gets rich because of his fat guy routine, but then gets super lazy and does nothing and whines about life. Very painful to watch. Very sorry I wasted money on an embarrassingly bad movie. Was hoping at least attempt at humor, but no - just boring. Literally a bunch of scenes of fat guy lamenting he's been successful and then a lot of time confirming he has nothing to offer besides fat jokes.
Review of The Machine
