River Wild (2023)
2/10
So many holes
10 August 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Anyone familiar with rafting, camping, firearms or anything related to real life will find this movie maddening. From the very beginning you can tell something's amiss. Creepy business partner is obviously up to no good. The two 'customers' might just have well been wearing Star Trek red shirts. Obvious tension between the sister and creepy business partner tipped off a previous conflict. Park rangers mishandling of his firearm made everyone in the room scream and get snacks/pee.

The ridiculousness snowballed from there. Despite the millions of large rocks in the river, NO ONE attempted to use one as a weapon. Obvious ending with an extended helicopter search/rescue scene.

Watch something else.
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