. . . Nature film. First of all, dead salmon are so repulsive that even hungry bruins turn up their noses at them. It's tantamount to a young tyke going on an Easter egg hunt and running afoul of a rotten painted orb. Generally, salmon are akin to jelly beans to bears, but not the odoriferous deceased finny creatures. They're regarded with the same ill repute as the Weasel Brothers off-kilter candy flavors at Hog Wart's Asylum. Furthermore, this picture teaches viewers that every quick salmon should be preserved in metal cans to feed feral cats. Otherwise, criminal felines will finish off ALL of America's songbirds. Finally, the would-be poaching lummox learns that the wages of sin are tin. The final shot is of a young Cub looking wistfully at a can that won't be opened for 108 years.
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