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[Richie and Eddie are taking part in an identity parade, the suspect hasn't arrived yet. A slouching man enters]
Richard 'Richie' Richard : Oh dear, whoops-a-daisy, here he comes, dear, oh dear, oh dear! Look at that Neanderthal gait! Probably only learned to walk upright this morning! Hanging's too good for you, buster! Hah! I'm surprised he manages to mug old ladies with his knuckles scraping along the pavement like that!
[impersonates a gorilla]
Richard 'Richie' Richard : Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Hello! Hello!
[twiddles his lips]
Richard 'Richie' Richard : Me respectable citizen! Ugh, it's making my flesh creep. You vile scuuum!
Chief Inspector Grobbelaar : Do you mind?
Richard 'Richie' Richard : Oh, it talks! It talks! What are you going to do next, go on a quest for fire?
Chief Inspector Grobbelaar : Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am Chief Inspector Grobbelaar.
Richard 'Richie' Richard : [mimicking him in the gorilla/Neanderthal voice] Chief Inspector Grobb...
[he realises who the man is]
Richard 'Richie' Richard : Ah.
[he looks awkward then gives the Chief Inspector a smarmy smile]
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Chief Inspector Grobbelaar : Happy with the line up, gentlemen?
Richard 'Richie' Richard : Not really, you know that it's us, don't you? We don't stand a chance.
Chief Inspector Grobbelaar : That's the beauty of it, sir.
Richard 'Richie' Richard : Well, don't we get a make-up artist or something? Or some time to grow a moustache, or have a sex change?
Eddie : I demand to see a lawyer! Preferably a female, nudie one.