Keeping Up Appearances (TV Series)

A Job for Richard (1993)

David Janson: Michael the Postman

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Hyacinth : Postman!

  The Postman : Ah!

  [he jumps, trapping his hand in the letterbox, but works it free] 

  Hyacinth : I hope that's a first class stamp. I object to having second class stamps thrust through my letterbox. I should have thought postmen would be trained to recognize first class stamp houses.

  The Postman : It's not the post office puts the stamps on; it's the senders.

  Hyacinth : Oh, yes, of course, blame the public. Would you please inform your supervisor that in future I want my stamps adjusted upwards!