Ren & Stimpy 'Adult Party Cartoon' (TV Series)

Ren Seeks Help (2003)

John Kricfalusi: Ren Höek, Dr. Mr. Horse, Others

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• [Ren is getting psychiatric help to find out why he treats Stimpy so bad] 

  Ren Höek : So, what do you think is wrong with me?

  Dr. Mr. Horse : You want to know what's wrong with you. Do you really want to know what's wrong with you? YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY! That's what's wrong with you!

  Ren Höek : Crazy?

  Dr. Mr. Horse : Yeah, that's right! You need to be locked up!

  Ren Höek : I came to you for help! I bared my soul to you! And now you tell me I'm crazy? WHAT KIND OF A PSYCHOLOGIST ARE YOU?

  Dr. Mr. Horse : Psychologist? Are you nuts? I'm a horse! You crazy son of a bitch! I'm going to beat the living hell out of you!

• Frog : You're not gonna kill me?

  Ren Höek : Does it still hurt?

  Frog : Oh God yes! My every nerve is on fire!

  Ren Höek : Have a wonderful life!

• Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat : Aaaagh! Ohh! You monster! How can you say those horrible things to me? Augh! Ohh. You son of a bitch! Oh you bastard!

  Ren Höek : I'm sorry Stimpy. I don't know why i do these things to you! I'm just a pig! Please forgive me!

  Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat : Don't you touch me you beast! Forgive me! Words empty words that's all they are! No not this time you've gone to far this time Ren! Aaaaagh!

• Ren Höek : I know i'm insane Stimpy. I know i can't control my violent urges. But this time i'll do something about it. I'll seek help. I'll do it for you.

  Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat : Don't do it for me. Don't do it for me. Do it FOR YOURSELF! Augggh! I'm gonna kill you!

• Ren Höek : I'm a terrible person doc. I'm mean to everybody and i'm especially mean to those who love me the most. I've got issues! But i'm not crazy or anything!

  Dr. Mr. Horse : Of course not Mr. Hoek. Let's just calm down. It's perfectly normal to be nervous talking to a professional. Now relax and we'll see just how sick you really are shall we?

  Ren Höek : Okay.