Roseanne (TV Series)

It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays (1992)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

Quotes 

• Dan Conner : Hey Nancy, is there any occasion in which you would... 'ice' and 'oil' a potato?

  Nancy Bartlett : No.

  Dan Conner : Then that would be 'slice' and 'boil', D.J., wash your hands, you're smudging the ink off the recipe cards.