Roseanne (TV Series)

It's No Place Like Home for the Holidays (1992)

Laurie Metcalf: Jackie Harris

Quotes 

• Jackie Harris : I know how to get you back into the holiday spirit.

  Roseanne Conner : How?

  Jackie Harris : Let's decorate Nana Mary.

  Roseanne Conner : We can't do that, she's our grandmother. Don't you remember...

  Jackie Harris : Shh, salad spinner.

  Roseanne Conner : I'll get the tinsel.

  Beverly Harris : Girls, stop that. You're being stupid and childish. Everyone knows you string lights from the top.

• Jackie Harris : I stopped going to my therapist.

  Roseanne Conner : Why? You can't be cured.

  Jackie Harris : Fisher says I don't need it any more. He says I'm able to make my own decisions.

  Roseanne Conner : Hey! I'll be the one to tell you when you're able to make you're own decisions.