It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Goes Jihad (2006)
Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds
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[Dennis mimics an Arab jihad video]
Charlie Kelly : Cut, cut, cut, cut. What the hell are you doing, dude?
Dennis Reynolds : [uncovers face] That's what those tapes sound like.
Charlie Kelly : Why don't you read the script that I wrote.
Dennis Reynolds : I'm not reading the script you wrote. It's in English, and it's riddled with spelling errors.
Charlie Kelly : Well, you know what I'm trying to write, just say it.
Dennis Reynolds : No, I'm just gonna mumble some guttural sounds. Let's do another one.
Charlie Kelly : He's not gonna know what you're saying!
Dennis Reynolds : Well, then we'll do subtitles or something!
Charlie Kelly : How am I gonna do subtitles?
Mac : I feel like I should have something in my hands.
Dennis Reynolds : You don't need anything in your hands.
Mac : Like a weapon. A machete or a machine gun or something.
Dennis Reynolds : Okay, why don't you head down to the Wawa and pick up a machine gun!
Charlie Kelly : Read the script.
Dennis Reynolds : I'm not gonna read the script.
Charlie Kelly : Read the- who's the director here?
Dennis Reynolds : I don't care, I'm not reading the script!
Charlie Kelly : Alright, fine. Action!
Dennis Reynolds : Bro, can I get my towel over my face again?
Charlie Kelly : Oh, yeah, put your towel on your face.
Dennis Reynolds : Alright, here we go.
Charlie Kelly : Action.
[Dennis speaks mock arabic]
Mac : [interrupts] I'm gonna get a weapon. I'm gonna get a weapon!