It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Gets Invincible (2007)
Faizon Love: Coach
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Quotes
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Coach : Come on, let's get on the bus.
Mac : Bus? What the hell are you talking about?
Coach : The bus that takes you to the field.
Dennis Reynolds : Wait, I thought we were gonna be playing on the Linc.
Coach : You think you dipshits are gonna be playing on the same field that champions play on?
Mac : Where're we going?
Coach : [mimicking in a high voice] "Where're we going?" We're going to a shitty high school in Berks County. Now get your ass on the bus. If I say it one more time, if I say it *one* more time, if I say it *one* more time! Sprint to the bus! Sprint to the bus!
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Dee Reynolds : [pretending to be a man] Coach, hi! Hi there. Cole. Cole Armstrong, three-time all-American fastest sprinter in five counties. Coach, would you like us to stand when you address us or do you prefer we take a knee?
Coach : I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!