Worst VFX, Worst direction, Worst story ever. Please don't watch this movie. This is a low budget movie. I can't control my laugh till now. I have wasted my precious time for this movie, but please you don't have to do this.
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Terrible in every way (p.s ignore the studio plant aka kannibalcorpsegrinder)
tugmyrugplz4 April 2024
I am incredibly sorry and I don't want to spend too much words on this one. I've seen some films in my time (about 200-300 a year). From big box-office scores to the ultra no-budget genre, but never have I seen, nor will I see something as horrible as this. To call this "film" is degrading for the art. No arguments can save this: this is where bad taste ends. I'm not even going to cover the so-called storyline etc. If I had paid for this I would have been pretty peeved off. If I wanted to get my rocks off I would happily look elsewhere.
P. S I am incredibly sick and tired of this blatant studio shill kannibalcorpsegrinder spamming his fake opinions on every horror slasher film. He types like a bloody robot. Seriously take a look at any of his reviews. Have you noticed that he never mentions any characters or even actors names in his reviews. Why is that?
Also why doesn't he space out his reviews. It's just one long paragraph. Incredibly hard to read. Sorry for the rant. Had to let it out (I know he probably won't even see this. But if he does I hope he responds. Just edit his review). Out.
P. S I am incredibly sick and tired of this blatant studio shill kannibalcorpsegrinder spamming his fake opinions on every horror slasher film. He types like a bloody robot. Seriously take a look at any of his reviews. Have you noticed that he never mentions any characters or even actors names in his reviews. Why is that?
Also why doesn't he space out his reviews. It's just one long paragraph. Incredibly hard to read. Sorry for the rant. Had to let it out (I know he probably won't even see this. But if he does I hope he responds. Just edit his review). Out.
A wholly effective and enjoyable exploitation throwback
kannibalcorpsegrinder6 August 2023
Heading out for a trip to the woods, a group of friends enjoying a weekend getaway at a summer camp are tipped off to a potential cult of cannibals from a group of women partying nearby only to realize the truth about the cannibal cult and must try to get away alive.
There was a lot to like with this grindhouse-style throwback. The most obvious is the given part of the title, offering a lot to enjoy with that aspect given a lot of leeway. Not only offering up a lot of nudity from those well-qualified and ably enjoyable to deliver it but the sheer gratuitous nature of generating whole scenes with all the participants fully unclothed is also commendable. The ease with which these are carried out only adds to the depraved and sleazy time where this exploitation-style nudity adds a nice charm to the overall affair. As well, the simplistic and generally enjoyable storyline that not only provides numerous examples to get them topless but also serves as a genuinely thrilling time. The group's meet-up with the girls and get-together has a lot to like as the burgeoning idea of what's going to happen to them leads some suspense to their antics, and when running concurrent to the warlock's training of the first victim's boyfriend into joining the battle against them has a rather engaging premise. Given the last-minute twist and some nice action chases through the woods, there's plenty to like here. In addition to the fun nudity, there's also the delightfully fun and campy gore from the fun kills which come about quite nicely throughout here. The actual kills come about through decent enough indie-style setups involving knife stabbings, an impaling with a machete, and numerous gunshot wounds yet this gets the most out of the numerous bodies shown ripped apart and devoured. This goes overboard in that regard by showing all the chunks getting ripped off and chomped on, generating all sorts of fun bloodsplatter and drenching everyone in the area in a thick goopy mess for added effect. These offer up the film's likable factors.
Rated Unrated/R: Extreme Graphic Violence, Constant Full Nudity, Graphic Language, and mild drug use.
There was a lot to like with this grindhouse-style throwback. The most obvious is the given part of the title, offering a lot to enjoy with that aspect given a lot of leeway. Not only offering up a lot of nudity from those well-qualified and ably enjoyable to deliver it but the sheer gratuitous nature of generating whole scenes with all the participants fully unclothed is also commendable. The ease with which these are carried out only adds to the depraved and sleazy time where this exploitation-style nudity adds a nice charm to the overall affair. As well, the simplistic and generally enjoyable storyline that not only provides numerous examples to get them topless but also serves as a genuinely thrilling time. The group's meet-up with the girls and get-together has a lot to like as the burgeoning idea of what's going to happen to them leads some suspense to their antics, and when running concurrent to the warlock's training of the first victim's boyfriend into joining the battle against them has a rather engaging premise. Given the last-minute twist and some nice action chases through the woods, there's plenty to like here. In addition to the fun nudity, there's also the delightfully fun and campy gore from the fun kills which come about quite nicely throughout here. The actual kills come about through decent enough indie-style setups involving knife stabbings, an impaling with a machete, and numerous gunshot wounds yet this gets the most out of the numerous bodies shown ripped apart and devoured. This goes overboard in that regard by showing all the chunks getting ripped off and chomped on, generating all sorts of fun bloodsplatter and drenching everyone in the area in a thick goopy mess for added effect. These offer up the film's likable factors.
Rated Unrated/R: Extreme Graphic Violence, Constant Full Nudity, Graphic Language, and mild drug use.
Witches get stitches!
DarylJGittings4 February 2024
Three friends Dale (Beux Leto), Rick (Tony D'Arrigo), and Scott (Matt Froonjian) head to the lake for a weekend of camping and fishing. The park ranger warns them to avoid if the east side of the lake. Of course the three buddies ignore the rangers advice and go to the east side of the lake anyway. Scott meets Suki and she invites him to have dinner with her and her other two friends at Cabin #8 at 6pm. One of the other friends encounters a prophet of the woods who also states that the friends are in danger on this side of the lake. They also ignore his warnings. The guys go ahead and meet up with the three women. Scott never returns to their cabin, so Dale goes out looking for him and finds him dead in the woods. The prophet of the woods, turns out to be a Warlock out to stop the three women, who are cannibal witches. These cannibal witches do no harm to the campers who stay on the west side of the lake. The Warlock finds an injured man and Miyagis him back to health. Together they aim to stop the witches. Naked Cannibal Campers is a fun indie horror flick if you like this sort of thing and I do!
The cast includes; Jill Whitlow (Porky's, Night of the Creeps), "Sushii" Xhyvette Holder (Swamp Woman, Satan Lives), Sith Jade, Veronica Raine (Zed's Dead), Beux Leto, Tony D'Arrigo, Matt Froonjian, and Cayt Feinics (Zed's Dead).
The cast includes; Jill Whitlow (Porky's, Night of the Creeps), "Sushii" Xhyvette Holder (Swamp Woman, Satan Lives), Sith Jade, Veronica Raine (Zed's Dead), Beux Leto, Tony D'Arrigo, Matt Froonjian, and Cayt Feinics (Zed's Dead).
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