The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Friendship Algorithm (2009)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Rajesh Koothrappali : I'm curious; in the 'How Well Do You Know Sheldon' section, what did you put for his favorite amino acid?
Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz : Lysine.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Damn it! I had lysine and changed it!
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[first lines]
Rajesh Koothrappali : Mmmm! Gentlemen, I put it to you: the worst tapioca pudding is better than the best pudding of any other flavor.
Sheldon Cooper : First off, that is axiomatically wrong because the best pudding is chocolate. Secondly, the organic structure of tapioca makes it a jiggling bowl of potential death. It is extracted from the plant...
Howard Wolowitz : - Hey, I'm thinking of growing a mustache.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, no kidding. A Fu Manchu, a handlebar, pencil?
Sheldon Cooper : It's extracted from the plant...
Howard Wolowitz : I'm not sure yet. You know, George Clooney has one now.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Really? I once saw him shopping at Ralphs. He was buying tequila.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, you'd think a guy like that would have some kind of booze lackey.
[Sheldon's face and eyes are twitching]
Leonard Hofstadter : Alright, this is cruel. We better let him finish before his head explodes.
Howard Wolowitz : Alright, Sheldon, why is tapioca...
[at lightning speed]
Sheldon Cooper : Tapioca is extracted from the root of the plant Manihot esculenta. Due to a high concentration of cyanide it is poisonous in its raw form and lethal if prepared improperly.
[takes a drink]
Rajesh Koothrappali : Feel better now?
Sheldon Cooper : It is also indigenous to Brazil, as is the cocoa bean from which we get chocolate, the best pudding.
[to Leonard]
Sheldon Cooper : You promised you wouldn't do that anymore.
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[last lines]
[all three guys are looking upwards]
Howard Wolowitz : You got to give him credit for sticking with it.
Leonard Hofstadter : I didn't think he had it in him.
Rajesh Koothrappali : He almost made it to the top this time.
[camera pulls back to show Sheldon hanging in his harness, out cold]
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Sheldon Cooper : Oh, good. You're just in time. I believe I've isolated the algorithm for making friends.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, there is no algorithm for making friends.
Howard Wolowitz : Hear him out. If he's really onto something, we could open a booth at Comic-Con, make a fortune.
Sheldon Cooper : You see, my initial approach with Kripke had the same deficiencies as those that plagued Stu the Cockatoo when he was new at the zoo.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Stu the Cockatoo?
Leonard Hofstadter : [sarcastic] Yes. He's new at the zoo.
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Howard Wolowitz : Don't let him get to you. It's Kripke!
Rajesh Koothrappali : Yeah, he's a ginormous knob.
Howard Wolowitz : That's why he eats by himself instead of sitting here at the cool table.
Rajesh Koothrappali : Fo' shizzle.