Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire (TV Series)

Our Bounties Ourselves (2009)

Matt Lucas: Chancellor Dongalor

Quotes 

• [Dongalor is holding a press conference] 

  Chancellor Dongalor : I have an announcement I'd like to make. I am doubling the bounty on Mandoon and the Pagan Wench to 6,000 Mendulas each. Dead or alive. Yes, I know that is more than the lot of you will earn in a lifetime, but there's an old saying in Hessameel - I know It's in Harkouth, probably Hessameel - that says "fool me once

  [Dongalor pauses and looks confused] 

  Chancellor Dongalor : Shame on

  [pause] 

  Chancellor Dongalor : Shame on you

  [Even longer pause] 

  Chancellor Dongalor : Fool me. You can't get fooled again.