SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Snooze You Lose/Krusty Katering (2017)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward, Fish Guy, Fish #1

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [appearing behind Squidward]  Why don't you try taking a walk? Works for me.

  Squidward : You know, normally, I jump up and scream when you appear like that. But I'm so tired, I'm just gonna take your stupid advice.

• Squidward : Who wants food? I'm a mindless drone with food, working for the man.

• Squidward : Oh, I am going to lambast you two!

• [In the middle of the audition, Squidward wakes up] 

  Squidward : [thinking to himself]  What-what's going on? Where am I? I'm at the audition. I'm playing, but I'm not in control. I-I feel like I've been taken over by something.

• [Squidward wanders into the fray of the party with a plate of Krabby Patties and his bottom lip pulled straight up over his nose] 

  Squidward : Krabby Patty? Krabby Patty?

  [a dirt-covered little boy runs up to Squidward and starts touching the patties] 

  Kid #1 : Ooh, ooh, oh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

  [Squidward's nose slips out from his bottom lip and he holds the plate away from the boy] 

  Squidward : You're contaminating the food! Just pick one.

  [He holds the plate out to the boy again, but the boy sneezes on him. The octopus looks in horror at the plate of Krabby Patties covered in snot. The boy takes a Krabby Patty and runs off, laughing. Squidward shakes himself off] 

  Squidward : I've been infected!

  [More children come and munch on the infected Patties. Squidward retches, causing the children to scream]