The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Ornithophobia Diffusion (2011)

Ashley Austin Morris: Laura

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Quotes 

• Penny : I want to know what you told her.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That's kind of between me and...

  [looks over at Laura] 

  Laura : Laura.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Laura.

  Penny : Oh. Okay, I see. So while he was telling you things, did he mention he owns not one, but two Star Trek uniforms?

  Laura : Really?

  Penny : Yeah. Wears them. Not just for Halloween.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, pal. You didn't see me telling Kevin that you thought cold wars were only fought in winter.

  Penny : Okay. Then I'll return the favor, and I won't tell...

  [looks over at Laura] 

  Laura : Laura.

  Penny : Laura... that half the dirty movies you own are animated.

  Leonard Hofstadter : When you were telling Kevin about your acting career, did you mention your long-running role as "Waitress" in a local production of "The Cheesecake Factory"?

  Penny : Did you tell her about your lucky asthma inhaler?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, yeah? Spell asthma.

  Penny : A... s...

  [pauses] 

  Penny : Take me home.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Maybe I'm not done hanging out with...

  [looks over the table and notices that Laura is gone] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : You're right. It's getting late.